What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 00:47
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
A View to a Kill
Moonraker
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
You Only Live Twice
Do married men like sucking dick?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”She is very sexyful!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
From Russia With Love
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Diamonds Are Forever
How can I decorate my house creatively?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
Dr No
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-J W Pepper
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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Live and Let Die
-All the bad guys are black.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.